prettyboyshyflizzy:

When your ex and her friends clowning you across the way but you gotta remind her how many inches made her cum

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(via spongebobssquarepants)

*at the Last Supper*
  • Jesus: now ... back to this bitch who had a lot to say about me in the temple Judas what's good
nobodyputsbabyinthecornerk:
“ Man the way my feels are set up…
”
turnipfritters:
“ “Minions are small, yellow creatures who have existed since the beginning of time, evolving from single-celled organisms into beings who exist only to serve history’s most villainous masters
” ”
burgerluvr:
“ I’m on my moms facebook
”

urbancatfitters:

you know when someone makes fun of you and it makes you really anxious but you can’t say “please don’t make fun of me it makes me very anxious” because they will make fun of you for being anxious about it like there’s no way to fix that situation

(via fag)

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